About Me.
Potentially interesting things about me:
I love rays. As in fish, not the sunglasses or your weird Uncle Ray who makes excellent bean dip.
I love video games (Dredge, Pokemon Emerald specifically, Elden Ring, Silksong, Pokopia, and Titan Souls are some of my favorites.)
I've broken four ankles (all my own), one wrist (mine), a collarbone (mine), and a toe (also mine). I've also had two spontaneous pneumothoraxes. The takeaway is: I'm accident prone. You should buy signed copies of my books now. When I die and become famous posthumously, they'll be worth a ton.
I love The Fisherman by John Langan.
I love fantasy books. Sci-fi can kick rocks. Dragons > spaceships
I've been to fourteen countries.
I pay taxes.
I have two pugs. One named Gill-Mo and one named Tugboat.
I like listing facts about myself.
If you find a grammadical errors on this site, tell no one.
Keep reading for my social security number and credit card info
Education
University of Tennessee - Kinesiology
The Internet - It has taught me too much
Experience / Skills
Marketing + Creative Writing + Exercise Science + Nunchucks
Awards / Recognition
Voted 'Wittiest' in high school
Peaked in high school when I was voted wittiest
Eagle Scout
Work / Job
I’m an author. Of one published novel.
I make good YouTube videos and I make stupid YouTube videos.
2018-2026 - Chief Marketing Officer at Campfire
2025-? - Marketing Consultant
2026-? - Chief Operating Officer at Upside Go
Tidehunter Wordcount
For the last time, go read my book.
I even added pretty mountains so you’d click the button. Do it for the mountains :)

